***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
be right there i have to get my cape
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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