Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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