this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
3pm strippers are depressing
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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