At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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