hell yes lets make some ravioli
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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