Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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