I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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