dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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