Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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