careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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