it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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