How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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