I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
handjob tips. give me some.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
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