I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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