Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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