dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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