We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize