we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
