i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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