I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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