I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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