what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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