what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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