they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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