I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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