I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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