the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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