So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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