Please, let me fuck your mom
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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