So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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