I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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