He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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