sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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