doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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