is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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