so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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