im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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