Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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