it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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