I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Welp...herpes.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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