Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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