Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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