They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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