Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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