living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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