apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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