You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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