I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
