am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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