woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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