Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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