they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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