i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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