She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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