fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
only you would photoshop your dick
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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