Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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