Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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