belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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