walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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