Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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