Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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