I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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