Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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